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If You Give A Mouse An F

Updated: Mar 31, 2023

Brandon Rosen

Staff Writer

If you give a mouse an F he will come back for a retake. If you let him do a retake and he still gets an F he will cry. When the mouse cries his mom and dad appear and ask the mouse why he is crying. The mouse will say because I got an F on my test when I first did it and then when I retook it. Then the parents of the mouse come to you and ask why he got an F. Tell them because your child is an imbecile. The next time you have that mouse assigned a big project help him on the next project or else he will eat your toes.


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